❤ "We could throw a few more roombas, toss back a few beers, and I could show you how to be a people person. Like me. Maybe even show you how to talk to girls without making them want to kill you."
❤ "Not that you'd need it, but I figure if you were getting ganged up on I'd step in like the hero I am. Unless you started the fight for no good reason... because then it gets kind of weird."
❤ "Terminator's getting kind of old. McClane? RoboCop? GI Joe? Still can't think of a good one."
❤ "Let's get things straight, first. I'm not 'freaked out' or anything. I'm just a little cautious because if I pissed you off, you could probably tear me in half. Oh, and there's that whole thing with you being a former government agent and all... and last time I ran into DUP they started shooting at me because I looked at them funny."
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"We could throw a few more roombas, toss back a few beers, and I could show you how to be a people person. Like me. Maybe even show you how to talk to girls without making them want to kill you."
"Not that you'd need it, but I figure if you were getting ganged up on I'd step in like the hero I am. Unless you started the fight for no good reason... because then it gets kind of weird."
"Terminator's getting kind of old. McClane? RoboCop? GI Joe? Still can't think of a good one."
"Let's get things straight, first. I'm not 'freaked out' or anything. I'm just a little cautious because if I pissed you off, you could probably tear me in half. Oh, and there's that whole thing with you being a former government agent and all... and last time I ran into DUP they started shooting at me because I looked at them funny."