that's not the shape of my heart

[lyingheart]

It's been three months since the last time we did one of these, so without further ado, after some coding tweaks, I give to you... a Mask or Menace Heart Meme!

SUGGESTED USE
1. Post a blank comment for your character.
2. Reply to other people's blank comments with your character's hearts to their character! This can be IC, or can be OOC.
3. This is a mobile friendly heart meme, which means no hovertext! Customize your hearts with the text included in the code for each heart instead.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF9999;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I love you, or could fall in love with you."</span></div>	❤ "You're my family." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF0000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You're my family."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #990000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you."</span></div>
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF99CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you."</span></div>	❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #F660AB;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would date you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF3399;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would date you."</span></div>
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFFF00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would flirt with you/have flirted with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFCC00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would hug you, or hold your hand."</span></div>	❤ "I respect you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF6600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I respect you."</span></div>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #99FF66;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."</span></div>	❤ "You are my friend." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #33CC33;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You are my friend."</span></div>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #006600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would rescue you or fight by your side."</span></div>
❤ "WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!" <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #00FFFF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!"</span></div>	❤ "You amuse me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0099FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You amuse me."</span></div>	❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0000CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I'd like to get to know you better."</span></div>
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9999FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would tease and/or make fun of you."</span></div>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #CC66FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frustrate or annoy me."</span></div>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9900FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frighten or unsettle me."</span></div>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #B6B6B4;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would use/manipulate you."</span></div>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #837E7C;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #000000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill you."</span></div>

Comments

[lyingheart]

Relevant.

[databoner]

Uncalled for.

[lyingheart]

Is there a point where you stop deflecting and start acknowledging your own bullshit?

[databoner]

We haven't hit it yet. My stamina bar still has quite a ways to go before that happens.

[lyingheart]

Is that the tiny colored bar on the television that Minako likes swearing at when playing video games?

[ or something like that is he seriously equating something to what Minako has tried to educate Annie on ]

[databoner]

Yes.

I can see them on individuals as well, when I have my Probe Regalia on.

1/??

[lyingheart]

[ what ]

2/??

[lyingheart]

[ is he... ]

3/??

[lyingheart]

[ he's serious ]

4/??

[lyingheart]

[ egads he's serious ]

5/??

[lyingheart]

[ she can't ]

6/??

[lyingheart]

[ she cannot ]

7/??

[lyingheart]

[ this weird mental melding of mianko's video game antics and inumuta is in her head and it's just so ludicrous ]

8/??

[lyingheart]

[ no annie, annie hold it together ]

9/??

[lyingheart]

[ just because it's that absurd and believable all at once doesn't mean she has to- ]

10/11

[lyingheart]

[ ..........break down laughing again SCREW YOU INUMUTA

VIDEO GAMES SHOULDN'T BE REAL LIFE ]

11/11

[lyingheart]

[ but of course some part of them would be for him of course WALKING AWAY NOW JUST

NO

THIS HURTS BYE ]

http://i.imgur.com/tiU2sQI.png this is you

[databoner]

W-

[She's laughing again... at him??]

Wait! Annie!

.......... hahaha oh no /face in hands

[lyingheart]

[ like she's waiting, he gets a backward wave of her hand unless he's going to bother himself to catch up

unaccountably good mood and also legitimately some facial pain because she does not use those muscles often, unexpected, pleasant ache that it is. needs to collect herself kthanx. ]

you are my entire inbox

[databoner]

[WOW don't run away, that's his thing. Also actually her thing too, but he doesn't know that. CATCHING UP.]

It's not that funny! It's how it really works!

[WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO HER??]

i'd say just as planned but then i'd need a plan

[lyingheart]

[ i think that i;ll go running
i will sweat you out of me
i will leave you on the pavement
maybe then you'll let me be

it's a meme i can song reference if i want

surprisingly people don't generally follow after her unless they're, you know, trying to capture and/or kill her so #mildly surprised ]

I believe you. It's - [ heh. frick. okay, she can make herself not smile. yeah. good. calming down. such a stupid... ] What else do you see like that?

[ everyone redirects in this town ]

your plan was to ruin my inbox

[databoner]

[Don't even start, I'll start doing song lyrics in my REAL TAGS.]

... A lot.

[Wow, he's not going into specifics. Especially to someone he's already analyzed. SORRY ANNIE.]

Tell me why you were laughing.

[AVOIDS A TOPIC CHANGE TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC when it's something he doesn't want to talk about. what a great guy.]

look i very rarely find excuses to do combo threads okay okay

[lyingheart]

[ What do you mean start doing song lyrics in real tags YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE

bring it ]

Only if you break down what "a lot" is in specifics.

[ yeah. quid pro quo jackass. this is what happens when two people don't want to talk about things. impasse! ]

okay okay

[databoner]

... Alright, fine. It's general data that my visor can grab. Height, infrared sensors, heart rate, obvious external weaknesses, body shape. The obvious.

[HE RELENTS FIRST, IT SEEMS.]

[lyingheart]

You need a visor to tell you that?

[ minus whatever infrared is. what is that. what does it do. ]

Aside from infrared. I don't know what that is. [ look it's not something she knows animals can do either, what is this other spectrum of light ] Is that really all?

[ that's not what the video game bar things did. not that she remembers what they did, she just knew it was like. what. all those symbols that meant things that she couldn't actually figure out. video games. ]

It's just absurd - you're like a walking, real life video game. Though the only ones I know are what Minako made me play through. Lots of sideways walking. [ oh sidescrollers ] Lots of yelling. [ oh Minako. BUT IS THAT ALL?

it's all she's saying right now. how does this even relate. ]