[Now, at some point, Lucifer is also supposed to be getting this talk. The explanation about her file, what to expect, the tattoo- who the fuck cares, though? She's already walked away from her guide and left the other at a loss for words, instead striding up to the small girl and putting a hand on her shoulder.]

Here, I'll read it for you.

[Luci takes the folder in hand and then tosses it over her shoulder, while keeping eye contact with the soldier that was meant to be looking after Toph.]

Looks like it said you win a round of free ice cream and the government's paying for it! Lucky you! Let's go get it.