I'm amazed you don't stab yourself with that thing when you put it on.

[Harry smirks while he continues to ignore the file he holds loosely in his hand. Talking to her is more fun anyway and despite her odd appearance, she's the least strange thing about this whole situation.]

Call me crazy, because I'm still pretty sure I am, but I don't think people who just abducted us have our best interests at heart.

[This situation has all his warning bells screaming in his ears, or maybe that's just the migraine. Either way he doesn't like it.]