[Amidst all those text messages from your fellow trolls? Is the loud and irritated voice of a little girl.]

Hey, you! Cool it with the eights, would you?? This text reader thing keeps interrupting words to say them, and I can't figure out what they were originally supposed to be! Not to even mention that whole "colon-colon-colon-semi-colon-D" mess.

[Things you tragically never learn about when you're born blind into a society that long predates computers: emoticons.]