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[aggressiveapathy]

Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:

1. POST a top-level with your character name

2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character

3. ANSWER the question you were asked

4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!

We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!

QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.

Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!

Comments

[glitchinthesystem]

Marry, Diddle, or Kill.

Shepard, Samara, Kasumi.

[ Mature questions here. ]

[stealwithit]

... "Diddle."

Who even says that?

[glitchinthesystem]

I could say, who would he fuckity fuck fuck fuck but that'd be weird, Hood.

[kanadian]

Er -- Uh --

Do I have to answer this question?

[glitchinthesystem]

Yes. It's a legal obligation now. If you don't I die.

[kanadian]

Fine, uh -- I guess Marry Shepard -- I don't think anyone saw anything else coming...

And I think... sleep with... Samara. And cliff Kasumi because she'd probably find a way around it and make fun of me the whole time if we slept together, and I don't want to deal with that.

[glitchinthesystem]

Huh, I see.

All right, so next question.

Which eye do you like less?

[kanadian]

Uh --

[ What.... ]

My right? It always twitches when I have a migraine.

So uh -- what's your favorite...type of music?

[ Kaidan is legit terrible at this. ]

[glitchinthesystem]

Okay, good to know.

[ Is he twirling a combat knife in his fingers? He might be.

Watch out for that eye Kaidan if you decide to try and murder Kasumi. ]

I dunno, I just listen to whatever Star-Lord gives me. It's usually decent.

[kanadian]

What was...the eye thing about?

[ A beat. ]

What kind of music does he hand out?

[glitchinthesystem]

Oh, you know, general knowledge of stabbing the favoured eye in case you decide to go crazy and murder people I like.
No big.

[ le shrug ]

I dunno? Music, music? I've never had anything to relate it to. I just know he likes singing something called Journey.

[kanadian]

Wow -- That's...actually pretty hurtful.

[ THERE'S A HELLASQUINT OK... he's actually pretty hurt by that. ]

Oh, I've...never heard of that? I'm not a big fan of the music here, anyway. I was just...kind of curious what kind of stuff there was.

[glitchinthesystem]

You never know with this place.

[ Eh, he doesn't care. ]

I'm the wrong person to ask, Kai. Kind of from post apocalyptic place, you know, no fun?

[kanadian]

Kai? Er --

Yeah, I mean, I'm a soldier, I just figured...you'd have a better grasp on that sort of thing.

[glitchinthesystem]

You know what they say about assuming things, soldier man.

You make an ass out of you.

Also, really? Soldier. Great.

[kanadian]

What's wrong with being a soldier?