[ Hey now, that's totally uncalled for! He may have been thinking horrible things about her trainwreck face, but at least he didn't say them!

Yet.

The kick to the shit doesn't have him dropping his waffles, but he does jolt enough to accidentally smash the one he was eating into his face, getting a whole lot of cream just a little bit... well, everywhere. For the moment before he wipes it off with the heel of his hand, it looks kind of filthy. ]

Yah, isn't it already enough to be ugly on the outside? Nobody will ever love you if you're ugly on the inside, too.