[Billy sort of...sets it awkwardly down on the bench between them. What if this guy thought he was flirting? Billy is gay, but he wasn't flirting, really, but isn't this how straight guys pick up girls? Does Billy know how to pick up anyone? The last person he picked up was Teddy and he's still not 90% sure how he accomplished that, and so he blurts out, suddenly, intensely-]
That wasn't a pick up, by the way. You just looked cold and I had coffee and my friend Kitty is late because she probably saw like, a squirrel being harassed by a cat and and she stopped to lecture the cat about equality and the people and it's not like she won't steal my coffee anyway.
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[Billy sort of...sets it awkwardly down on the bench between them. What if this guy thought he was flirting? Billy is gay, but he wasn't flirting, really, but isn't this how straight guys pick up girls? Does Billy know how to pick up anyone? The last person he picked up was Teddy and he's still not 90% sure how he accomplished that, and so he blurts out, suddenly, intensely-]
That wasn't a pick up, by the way. You just looked cold and I had coffee and my friend Kitty is late because she probably saw like, a squirrel being harassed by a cat and and she stopped to lecture the cat about equality and the people and it's not like she won't steal my coffee anyway.
[He realizes he was babbling.]
Uh.
Anyway.
Hi. I'm Billy, and I'm not usually a spaz.