It's not a lecture, it's called me using my brain. [ But hello, first day here, that's a piece of information that's ten times more interesting than 'gun'. The Doctor pounces on that and continues. ]

First day here, though? Welcome to Earth, planet that will eventually help pioneer interstellar travel, but for now has the dubious distinction of the only planet in the universe to combine bacon and cupcakes. Mind telling me when and where you're from?