[Ah, bald people. Teddie will never understand them. How anyone could choose a life of no fuzz is beyond him. It's not like it's something people can help, right?! A forced furless life, why, that would be a nightmare. No one is projecting! YOU'RE PROJECTING!

Insecurities aside, Teddie doesn't seem to even notice that there's a voice addressing him inside his head. Probably because he's too busy being the world's largest ham. He'll notice eventually, maybe. When it's relevant to his new found stardom.]

Well~ Normally this fur is reserved for girl hands only, but considering my sudden BOOM in pop-bear-larity, it would be a crime to withhold myself from a good chunk of my adoring public~

[He pauses.]

But the moment somebody tugs, Teddie is outtie!