herr_niemand: (Such a crooner)
Mr. Nobody ([personal profile] herr_niemand) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior 2015-08-23 08:32 pm (UTC)

Mr. Nobody | The Doom Patrol

01

[Ah yes, arrivals to another world. Time for another round of angst and existential slogging, right? Afraid not.

Already there's a tension given Mr. Nobody's...unconventional appearance. But as he's ushered out, the strange man doesn't help matters by intrinsically dropping his folder to the ground.]


Ah yes. Solar radiation, it does a body good.

[Maybe some other people would 'cooperate' but Mr. Nobody would rather fashion himself a paper hat from his brochure.]

Right then. Since I'm here I might as well waste time. Take me to the nearest party store and THEN bring me to the nearest missile silo! It's time we redecorate~

[Perhaps making this kind of talk in front of military personnel was ill-advised, but such is the life of Mr. Nobody.]

05

[Mr. Nobody need only arrive to this town and he got all the attention he wanted. Oh yes people stared. More than that there were murmurs of what is it and uh.... Some people didn't bother to say anything and just let their wide-eyed looks of confusion do the talking before they went on with what they were doing. And boy did Mr. Nobody THRIVE on it.

He thrived on being an absurdity amongst this hum drum crowd of gawking yokels. So what do you do with a crowd? Well first you egg, but after that you perform.

The abstracted man takes a step on the nearest chair to give an impromptu speech. Were did this chair come from? What was it's purpose? Such are the mysteries of life.]


It was just now that I arrived and all around I see is booooring.

Well, I've fix that, break it, and then some! All you have to do is join my merry little band and say goodbye to a job, a meaningful source of income, and goodbye to those Thanksgiving dinners!

I'm starting a brotherhood, you see! For the lost and misbegotten! For all the forgotten little people whose names are never on license plates.

All I ask is that you give up your common sense! What do you say?

[Already there's just murmurs of confusion and disgruntlement. Ah, music to his ears.]

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