[Dayum. Okay. He gets the hint. Not a subject to dwell on.

He moves on, like requested, trying not to raise his brows into the sky.]

Uh, I mean, yeah, okay. I can tell you the basics, but keep in mind the last time I was here, it was 2014. Apparently it's 2015 now, so if anything earth-shattering happened while I was gone, I'm just as lost as you are about it.

But first, can we not stand on the hot sidewalk while we have this conversation? We're just gonna get bothered by more "fans" anyway.