[she catches it, less because she wants to take handouts from this shitbag and more because she might try and cram it down whatever the nearest available body part of his is later. it's certainly the most weaponized grip anyone's ever had on a waffle, that's for sure.]

Sorry, I only haul my ass out of the way for people who can actually sling some real insults. Or do you think you're actually being clever?