Oh, you're an Import! Hey, welcome! My name's Joseph!

[He holds out a hand to shake. His left hand, too. Expect a firm grip there.]

And you've got to have something! They don't take people if they don't do something. I've got a friend though who can detect cancer in people, so it's not exactly a great power, but he wants to be a dentist, so maybe he was just born boring.