I'm afraid that, for the moment, we're really stuck. No TARDIS, no sonic, just the Doctor and Clara in a strange new world with two rubbish tattoos.

[ And then...he can't help but give Clara a big grin. Really stuck is annoying but the Doctor had to admit that part of this was exciting. It's something new! Something different! A mystery he had to puzzle out to solve. Because of course, they weren't going to be really stuck forever. Eventually he'd get them out. ]

So, where shall we start on figuring out how to get unstuck?