Don't look much like a Yoshikage yourself, Mr. Kira.
[You look like a psycho killer!]
Guess it doesn't really matter, though. It's still nice to meet'cha.
[Of course, he's lying like a dirty rug and refusing to take Kira's extended hand while he's at it. Josuke might be a risk taker at heart, but he prefers banking on risks that are calculated versus those that are straight up stupid...and shaking hands with Kira, maybe coming into contact with his Stand? That's stupidly dangerous business.
Better that he doesn't get any closer than he already is, not unless he has to. And he doesn't have to right now, not with an ace excuse up his sleeve.]
Oh, no offense or nothin', but they were outta soap in the restrooms inside the cafe, so I probably shouldn't shake your hand!
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[You look like a psycho killer!]
Guess it doesn't really matter, though. It's still nice to meet'cha.
[Of course, he's lying like a dirty rug and refusing to take Kira's extended hand while he's at it. Josuke might be a risk taker at heart, but he prefers banking on risks that are calculated versus those that are straight up stupid...and shaking hands with Kira, maybe coming into contact with his Stand? That's stupidly dangerous business.
Better that he doesn't get any closer than he already is, not unless he has to. And he doesn't have to right now, not with an ace excuse up his sleeve.]
Oh, no offense or nothin', but they were outta soap in the restrooms inside the cafe, so I probably shouldn't shake your hand!