Funny you mention that, my parents would often say I had very poor luck.
[Totally untrue. Luck was always on Kira's side.
There they are, like two dirty rugs lying against each other till the other one rolls up. And honestly, Kira felt it would be a small shot that Josuke would take his handshake. He didn't look too bright, but he wasn't a total moron, was he?
But luck reveals an opening for him with the soap comment. Kira puts his hand back in his pockets, giving an understanding smile.]
Lucky for you, I know just the right place to get a few hand soap dispensers. If you're willing to wait a minute, I can get one for you. One can't tolerate uncleanliness you know.
[Yes, he'll get one for you...anything to wedge some space between him and this nosy brat, really.]
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[Totally untrue. Luck was always on Kira's side.
There they are, like two dirty rugs lying against each other till the other one rolls up. And honestly, Kira felt it would be a small shot that Josuke would take his handshake. He didn't look too bright, but he wasn't a total moron, was he?
But luck reveals an opening for him with the soap comment. Kira puts his hand back in his pockets, giving an understanding smile.]
Lucky for you, I know just the right place to get a few hand soap dispensers. If you're willing to wait a minute, I can get one for you. One can't tolerate uncleanliness you know.
[Yes, he'll get one for you...anything to wedge some space between him and this nosy brat, really.]