deciphered: (Let's hear it for cowardice!)
Stanford "BILL'S OUT GUNS OUT" Pines ([personal profile] deciphered) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior 2016-03-08 04:21 am (UTC)

- sometimes you'll just find ford sleeping anywhere because beds are for chumps and he turned his into a workbench

- his actual bedroom doubles as a paranoia bunker; mabel went at the walls with chalkboard paint and at any given moment they are a combination of math, codes, lists, schematics, or just doodles. sometimes this is all replaced with one huge dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons campaign map that he and dipper were up until 3am playing through

- there are probably like six different locks on the front door as well as a security camera system and safety protocols that mabel disregards every single time someone comes over. the one that needs a code to enter changes at least once a week.

- how many household items have been made into a gun and left within reach of chlildren? the answer may surprise you

- sometimes something breaks and gets rebuilt better stronger and with at least six unnecessary functions. why does the oven have an incubator setting? we just don't know

- is it a normal household appliance or a half-baked prototype? a guessing game no one asked to play

- they have weekly marathons of ghost hunting shows wherein stan complains about how fake it is and ford complains about how they're doing everything wrong. mabel just thinks one of them is cute.

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