[She'll make an example of her etiquette lessons as she takes a proper hold of the nearest cup, raises it into the air, and begins to speak in a more formal tone of voice, where her voice will change to one with more eloquence.]

Thank you very much for arriving to today's festivities. A great deal of work and effort has been done to make absolute certain that all those invited will have the best time that this evening has to offer. May the Sun God smile at us all today!