( THE BASICS ) Name: Greed Canon: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Character's (approximate) age: 200+; looks around mid to late twenties, early thirties Character's powers: Ridiculous regeneration and the Ultimate Shield. ➥ Gifs for your viewing pleasure | ♠♠♠ which results in ♠
The joke's already there, but basically it makes him as hard as diamond. Though he'll be more hesitant to show the entire thing off. Since he's a vain fucker. Is your character registered/will they be?: NOPE NEVER fuck you government rebel without a cause Where does your character live?: Resident #001, Maurtia Falls Are you looking for roommates?: SURE .... though he often crashes at his place of business. And while we're on the subject - What is your character's job?: As of April 17th, a bartender at The Devil's Nest. But y'know, that's what he'll say on the record.
( THE DETAILS ) RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?: Greed's a smooth criminal, plain and simple. And while he's changed a lot since his second untimely death, there are a few habits that still stick. He thrives the best in the underworld - the dirty, dank side of things that most people don't tend to see. And boy, does he love rumors. Back at the homestead and before being shoved into another body, Greed usually had his lackeys fetching information for him. Now he's doing it on his own. Slowly and surely mind you, but he's fishing for things to get an upper hand.
He's good at striking a deal and he usually is fair. Sort of. Maybe the scale's tipped more to him at the end of the day, but he is honest. WHICH SEEMS LAUGHABLE BUT SERIOUSLY. Only lied once in his entire life? Existence? Whatever. Any sort of underhanded dealings you're into? Feel free to hit this guy up.
Oddly enough, he's not a guy for violence. Not if he can help it. But he won't hesitate if needed. Other than that, Greed doesn't really dislike most. Save for the family; the rest of them can go suck it thank ya kindly. He might call you and yours a pissant, brat, smartass, but he's used to the attitudes and he hardly takes offense to much.
Urgent needs? PFFTT. If I said everything, I wouldn't exactly be lying. But he needs a crew. A solid crew. To work for him, feed him rumors, intel. And fetch things that he needs. But signing up means you've got the proverbial devil on your shoulder and Greed takes care of his own. In a matter of speaking. What are your character's plans?: Right now, he just opened up the bar. Which means he'll be looking to fill the hole in his pocket. He's staying out of Heropa for the time being, as to avoid a certain chance meeting with one of his kin. That and there's too much government and too many rules for is tastes (seriously - what are lawyers now, a separate species? JEEZ .. ) - he'll be sticking to Maurtia to build up a sort of power base there. End game is figuring out just how the Porter actually works and whether or not it can do a little more than what the government is telling them.
Because seriously: immortality is still on the table here. Does your character have a secret identity?: Not a chance in hell. Is your character open for pairings?: Sure, but don't expect anything normal. Or anything remotely picket-fence-and-flowers.
Let's be honest here: it'll be a disaster. One night stands? SURE THING. One night stands that happen on a regular basis with no strings attached?
Absolutely. Are you open to having your character get hurt? Or, for villains, hurt others?: Most definitely! It usually grows back anyway, so feel free to have at him. In terms of hurting others, Greed doesn't really resort to violence unless you happen to step on his shit. So step off his shit and you'll be golden. Don't and you might actually get to see him miffed. Which is rare. Is your character interested in teams?: On the surface? NOPE. But when push comes to shove, he'll be there if needed. Smartassery accompanying. What kind of plots are you after?: I love me some complex CR; negative, positive. He's looking for possessionspeople for employment. But working for Greed is a lifetime sentence and he usually takes in outcasts. SO BRING 'EM ON. We'll start our own club.
Well his own club.
Enemies would be fabulous, I won't even lie. Nothing better than shit-eating grins and subtle threatening, right? Anything else?: Piggy-backing on Leah here and I'm not even sorry: Greed is also made out of the same shit as Lust. AKA a Philospher's Stone. AKA a bunch of dead humans made into a rock that's his core. If you and yours feel like picking up on that, but all means. All's green in that department. Greed's a special breed of what-the-fuckery, so we actually get a glimpse of what that looks like. Which is so.
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Name: Greed
Canon: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Character's (approximate) age: 200+; looks around mid to late twenties, early thirties
Character's powers: Ridiculous regeneration and the Ultimate Shield.
➥ Gifs for your viewing pleasure | ♠ ♠ ♠ which results in ♠
The joke's already there, but basically it makes him as hard as diamond. Though he'll be more hesitant to show the entire thing off. Since he's a vain fucker.
Is your character registered/will they be?: NOPE NEVER fuck you government rebel without a cause
Where does your character live?: Resident #001, Maurtia Falls
Are you looking for roommates?: SURE .... though he often crashes at his place of business. And while we're on the subject -
What is your character's job?: As of April 17th, a bartender at The Devil's Nest. But y'know, that's what he'll say on the record.
( THE DETAILS )
RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?: Greed's a smooth criminal, plain and simple. And while he's changed a lot since his second untimely death, there are a few habits that still stick. He thrives the best in the underworld - the dirty, dank side of things that most people don't tend to see. And boy, does he love rumors. Back at the homestead and before being shoved into another body, Greed usually had his lackeys fetching information for him. Now he's doing it on his own. Slowly and surely mind you, but he's fishing for things to get an upper hand.
He's good at striking a deal and he usually is fair. Sort of. Maybe the scale's tipped more to him at the end of the day, but he is honest. WHICH SEEMS LAUGHABLE BUT SERIOUSLY. Only lied once in his entire life? Existence? Whatever. Any sort of underhanded dealings you're into? Feel free to hit this guy up.
Oddly enough, he's not a guy for violence. Not if he can help it. But he won't hesitate if needed. Other than that, Greed doesn't really dislike most.
Save for the family; the rest of them can go suck it thank ya kindly.He might call you and yours a pissant, brat, smartass, but he's used to the attitudes and he hardly takes offense to much.Urgent needs? PFFTT. If I said everything, I wouldn't exactly be lying. But he needs a crew. A solid crew. To work for him, feed him rumors, intel. And fetch things that he needs. But signing up means you've got the proverbial devil on your shoulder and Greed takes care of his own. In a matter of speaking.
What are your character's plans?: Right now, he just opened up the bar. Which means he'll be looking to fill the hole in his pocket. He's staying out of Heropa for the time being, as to avoid a certain chance meeting with one of his kin. That and there's too much government and too many rules for is tastes (seriously - what are lawyers now, a separate species? JEEZ .. ) - he'll be sticking to Maurtia to build up a sort of power base there. End game is figuring out just how the Porter actually works and whether or not it can do a little more than what the government is telling them.
Because seriously: immortality is still on the table here.
Does your character have a secret identity?: Not a chance in hell.
Is your character open for pairings?: Sure, but don't expect anything normal. Or anything remotely picket-fence-and-flowers.
Let's be honest here: it'll be a disaster. One night stands? SURE THING. One night stands that happen on a regular basis with no strings attached?
Absolutely.
Are you open to having your character get hurt? Or, for villains, hurt others?: Most definitely! It usually grows back anyway, so feel free to have at him. In terms of hurting others, Greed doesn't really resort to violence unless you happen to step on his shit. So step off his shit and you'll be golden. Don't and you might actually get to see him miffed. Which is rare.
Is your character interested in teams?: On the surface? NOPE. But when push comes to shove, he'll be there if needed. Smartassery accompanying.
What kind of plots are you after?: I love me some complex CR; negative, positive. He's looking for
possessionspeople for employment. But working for Greed is a lifetime sentence and he usually takes in outcasts. SO BRING 'EM ON. We'll start our own club.Well his own club.
Enemies would be fabulous, I won't even lie. Nothing better than shit-eating grins and subtle threatening, right?
Anything else?: Piggy-backing on Leah here and I'm not even sorry: Greed is also made out of the same shit as Lust. AKA a Philospher's Stone. AKA a bunch of dead humans made into a rock that's his core. If you and yours feel like picking up on that, but all means. All's green in that department. Greed's a special breed of what-the-fuckery, so we actually get a glimpse of what that looks like. Which is so.
Stupid face floating in a sea of stupid souls.