[ Not to make it weirder, but here is the very conspicuous clicking sound of a gun's safety being taken off. Just like in the movies. ]

No, it was definitely you. But look, you're in luck. I'm not actually going to kill you unless you really deserve it. Okay? I mean, if you do deserve it, I am for sure going to blow your head off, don't get me wrong. But otherwise all you gotta do is answer some questions and you can go on your merry way, alright?