[Noh-Varr smiles, but it's not a happy smile. Or friendly, or reassuring. It has more in common with an animal showing its teeth. This isn't the first time he's been drafted for a cause that isn't one he took on his own, and he doesn't like it any more this time than he did before.

But it passes, as quickly as it appears.]

There's some good news: for the moment, there's at least a pretense of letting you choose a role for yourself. I would try to make an analogy to roleplaying games like Dungeons and Dragons, but I am not sure they have put nearly as much thought into the relative individual roles. It would probably be insulting to D&D.

[Let us all reflect on the terrifying and hilarious prospect of Noh-Varr playing Dungeons & Dragons for a moment.]