mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

Josuke Higashikata | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[unbreaker]

[acclimatized]

I just like it because it was the first time you wore the hat.

Christ. Are we even allowed to talk about the elephant here? Do gagging orders stretch to different worlds?

[acclimatized]

I really can't really picture you as a kid.

Actually, yes I can. You're pretty much the same as you are now, just a lot shorter.

[unbreaker]

Is there anyone you like?

[ghoulking]

[ what. ]

Of course there isn't.

[unbreaker]

Why would you say 'of course' to that? You gotta put yourself out there, man!

[ghoulking]

[ why does everyone talk like he is a perfect fit to date ANYONE ... ]

... c'mon Josuke.

[unbreaker]

What? I'm telling you, you gotta mingle! And you're probably gonna wanna do it on your own terms before I try and set you up with someone.

'Cause I'll do it.

[thevictoriandetective]

The hat again?

Do you want to risk summoning my brother here? Because that's how we get Mycroft here.

[thevictoriandetective]

Your deductions are ever-so-obvious, as always.

[ghoulking]

[ oh my GOD ]

I'm not going to date anyone, are you insane? [ and the only people who'd want to date him are insane too SO ]

[unbreaker]

Oh, come on! Everyone can use some kinda companionship! Ever been mini golfing? It's the perfect date spot!

[He saw it in an Avril Lavigne video.]

[ghoulking]

[ perfect chance to try and change the subject a bit ]

Mini gold date? That doesn't sound like a good date at all.

[unbreaker]

Um, yes it does? It's a casual setting, so there's no pressure except to play and have fun! But if you really like your date, there's also no shortage of hidden spots you can hide away in for some private kissing!

[ghoulking]

What if your date is very competitive and makes a huge deal out of losing? Or winning.

[unbreaker]

Then we find you a date that's not such an asshole! Seriously, it's not rocket science! If they don't treat you right, they don't get to stay!

[ghoulking]

We are not finding me a date, we are talking about something else.

Do you take Hazel to minigolf? I can't see that going right. [ because she's competitive as shit ]

Fuu Hououji | Magic Knight Rayearth

[monster_san]

[unbreaker]

Nope, no we are not! We're gonna find you a date, they're gonna be HELLA cute, and you're gonna have an awesome time!

...no I don't take her golfing, are you insane?? She'd probably try and stuff me down one of the holes or beat me with the putter!

[Actually, violence aside, maybe it could be kind of fun...]

Hmm...maybe she'd be less crazy if we went on a double date, though!

Terry McGinnis | Batman Beyond

[aboveand]

[ghoulking]

A date with me involved isn't going to happen, Josuke. And I'd be worried about whoever actually would want one.

M(idnighter) | DCnU

[heliophilic]

[heliophilic]

Would you have preferred I not tell you about my conversation with the other you?

[acclimatized]

That's nicer than calling me stupid.

Seriously, I'm going to ask for baby photos if I'm ever invited back.

[heliophilic]

So... what turned you into a socialist commie?

[Yes, he's fully aware those are separate things. He's just an asshole.]