mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[deadtective]

I care. I care a fucking lot.

[she especially doesn't want that inevitable pain to be brought down on those who have already suffered more than they deserved. there's nothing Hazel can do about the past, but she can at least make some feeble attempts at the future.]

[magnitudes]

And what's the rest?

i refuse

[unbreaker]

No, it's fucking not. In this context my dick's the fucking greatest there is because you're the only one who's allowed to see it other than me!

[magnitudes]

Protecting people or police work?

'Cause I thought I was in a new line of work that let me do the first thing without the red tape of the second thing, but... I was kind of wrong.

then you will have a buffet of regrets

[deadtective]

[that makes such little sense it causes Hazel to start laughing all over again. she has to press her forehead to his captured hand for a moment or two before she's ready to actually form a sentence.]

It's a little late to be saying shit like that when you've been flashing everyone on the network, don't you think?

[yeah, she saw that nightmare of a conversation with Captain Cold. she laughed her ass off then too.]

ah, so the usual fare, i see

[unbreaker]

Are you talking about the calendars? That was completely decent!

yeah except now it's open extra late

[deadtective]

No, I'm talking about all your secret dick pics.

[well, 'secret']

[brushoff]

Well that's good! At least you gave your poor cat some privacy.

[brushoff]

Yes I am.

[devoutish]

Your face is a bit pinched, and you do not look as if you could grow a proper beard.

[driftsintobuffetline]

You. Seriously? You like me?

I have meds to slow my roll, but they only do so much. If I'm honest, listening is new for me, but if you're willing to be patient, maybe I'll get there?

I mean, I'll totally get there.

Kaidan alenko

[kanadian]

I rarely meme but I'm making a memeception

[shutterbugged]

Do you feel even a little bit bad about what happened?

[driftsintobuffetline]

God, uh.... shit. I think I need a moment. Cthulhu, maybe, though that sounds like a terrible idea, but I really want to say Cthulhu? Hermann would kill me.

I would have probably said dragons, but I've had the privilege of meeting them here. And before that, Godzilla or a Kaiju, but those are obviously not fictional anymore.

Can't I just catch them all?

YESSS

[liverletdie]

Which part about it?

...i meant as in food although now i'm imagining deep fried regret

[unbreaker]

I don't have a secret stash, all the ones you plastered on my wall are long gone.

Unless...ugh.......are you talking about that conversation with what's-his-name? I kinda figured you put him up to that!

[aojona]

Uh... police work, I know you still care about protecting people. Which is the more important thing anyway.

[alcheregis]

Hmm-hmm, here or at home?

you can physically taste the empty calories in it

[deadtective]

Me? That hurts, Josuke. I'd never force somebody to stare at something that boring.

[WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOUR FAVORITE PERSON HER HEART'S BREAKING CAN YOU HEAR IT]

dnw

[unbreaker]

Wow...that hurts. Thanks a lot, Lockwood.

[Actually, that pout is genuine. Who knew a boy's feelings could be so fragile!]

[helpline]

If you cared about others in the first place, you'd let them care about you.

[ maybe. sort of. that logic falls apart the more you think about it but is there really something wrong with someone looking at you and saying you're valid? ]

too late

[deadtective]

[girls, apparently.]

Oh, you'll get over it. Just think about how popular you are and it'll all vanish.

[pummelgranite]

Did you really use a sword before you could walk? Not sure if that is more impressive or impractical.

[shutterbugged]

Oh my god.

[hostage]

Now I gotta hear both.