mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[hostage]

Goddamn, I hate it when you're mad at me.

[alcheregis]

Exactly that! Asking to hurt people who've done nothing to deserve it is the lowest of the low.

[deadtective]

[he should really see what's coming next. the swift kick, while utterly painless, definitely startles her. Hazel lets out a squawk of surprise and instantly retaliates - by trying to slam her foot right into the topic that started this whole mess in the first place.]

[khajidont]

Why was your first instinct to assume he was ripping off my name in the first place?

[unbreaker]

[Joke's on her, he's ready for that this time! And manages to grab her foot and push her over on her backside before the offending limb can crash into his goods!]

[deadtective]

[she goes down screaming, collapsing into a mess of limbs and obscenities as she hits the ground. hopefully he's also prepared for his girlfriend to behave like a literal toddler, because instead of attempting to right herself she goes immediately into a full-blown tantrum, squalling and thrashing her legs viciously against his shins.

this is what you get jealous over, Josuke. just think about that for a minute or two.]

[earlybird]

Please. No toddler has the strength or balance to wield a sword.

[ He tuts. Ridiculous. ]

It was a throwing knife.

[snarkbot]

How did you get the Voice and what does it do, exactly?

[unbreaker]

[Exactly. Who wouldn't love this as much as he does? This is great!

Except for the part where she's kicking his shins and he just starts kicking her feet back in return, because what more can you do when your girlfriend is acting like a terrible brat...?]

[deadtective]

[you can get down on their level in every possible way, of course. and once Josuke starts retaliating like that it's all Hazel can do to start sticking her feet in places that will inevitably tangle theirs together and bring him crashing to the floor.]

[restingstitchface]

Dr. Crane.

[He says correctively. You little shit.]

I suppose you'll share your motivation for asking?

[morethan084]

I know.

I don't want to deal with going back home either.

John Constantine | DC/Vertigo

[heckblazer]

[ surely this won't go poorly ]

[magnitudes]

Because you're my friend so obviously you're the cool original? It's not rocket science.

Erik Lehnsherr | X-Men Movies

[incogneto]

Re: Sabriel | Old Kingdom Chronicles

[incogneto]

Did you even want to come back?

Sora | Kingdom Hearts

[heartisabattleground]

Re: Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock

[incogneto]

So what happened to the immortal?

Genos | One Punch Man

[scrap_metal]

[khajidont]

So, you ever gonna ask Shepard to marry you?

[khajidont]

So, you ever gonna ask Kaidan to marry you?

[khajidont]

So... are you doing okay here? Is any of this stuff helping?

Re: Klarion Bleak | DC comics

[khajidont]

...so, you and Stephanie, huh? Do you like her?

Re: Persephone | The Wicked + The Divine

[khajidont]

So, this whole singing thing! I know it's, like, your holy duty and all but -- what does it mean to you? D'you enjoy it?

i feel like josuke and jaime need to get closer so they can harass him together

[khajidont]

Okayyyy, let's say you have to get together with an imPort. Who's here! Nobody ported out! Who'd you choose?