Sometimes. And everyone should like ninja turtles. They're reptiles that fight crime, it's bloody amazin'.

And I lie about knitting 'cause I like to pretend I'm cooler than I am, and I like to project that I don't care when I do, although I've been told repeatedly that I'm bad at both. It's a combination of me being silly and my crushing insecurities and fear of rejection. If someone doesn't like a dumb sweater you saw in the store for ten bucks it's not the same sting as if they don't like a sweater they know you spent hours working on.