[the amount of mean-spirited snickering that erupts from Hazel makes it clear that he should have tried regardless. even if it didn't work he'd at least have had potentially bleeding to death to look forward to.]

Guess your enunciation's just as mediocre as your dick is!

[she hasn't let go of his hand yet, and now she swings it merrily between them. this is a great day, she's loving life and her boyfriend and the world as a whole. what a beautiful world they lived in.]

But hey, at least you've got a shit ton of other guys in the same boat as you! All those same average guys...