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Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha ([personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior 2017-01-15 05:29 am (UTC)

Okay, so one day this crime fighting squirrel shows up out of nowhere, right? She's calling herself 'Girl Squirrel', which is a total rip-off, she's wearing an (admittedly) cute outfit with a little tiny cape and a robin-hood-lookin' hat, and she's fighting crime and can talk - not just to me, but to everybody! And people are head over heels for this super squirrel! They think she's great!

... Until it turns out she's actually the norse god of gossip and trash-talking, and she runs around New York in the middle of the night whispering horrible things in people's ears, brainwashing them, and making them fight each other. There were angry mobs all over the place, I had to beat up the Avengers, and eventually Lady-Thor, Odinson-Who-Used-To-Be-Thor, and Loki helped us take her down.

TL;DR, Ratatoskr is a friggin' jerk.

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