mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

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Rincewind | The Discworld

[wizzardly]

[idesof]

What has you so distant from that darling Luggage?

[wizzardly]

Because I've seen what it does to people. And animals. And monsters. And literally anything it decides it doesn't like.

Also, I think having homicidal furniture for a companion generally reduces my capacity for live friends.

[idesof]

Boring live friends, perhaps.

[wizzardly]

Which are exactly the sort I want.

[catchacold]

So, how come you never punch me?

[wizzardly]

Because there's an extraordinarily good chance you would punch me back. And it would hit harder.

[catchacold]

Punching you would make me feel like a schoolyard bully. Maybe if you did something to deserve it.

[wizzardly]

Right. Like... punching you, for instance?

Do you see where I'm going with this?

[catchacold]

Punching me seems justified.

Hugging, I'd punch you for.

[wizzardly]

Hugging? Why hugging?

[catchacold]

I'm not big on people touching me.

[restingstitchface]

What scares you?

[Everything is the right answer.]

[wizzardly]

Ah. Excellent question.

[no it's not he hates this question]

I think the answer you're looking for is 'D', All of the Above.

[restingstitchface]

How honest. Perhaps you're not a waste of time as a subject after all.

[wizzardly]

Subject? Like test subject?

No, no, no, I'm as useless as they come, I assure you. I've always been terrible at tests, ask anyone!

[restingstitchface]

I prefer subjects who don't ask questions and know their place.

[Scared.]

Perhaps you'd like to try again?

[wizzardly]

I'm also annoying. Incredibly. Not worth the effort. - And loud. You'll want to be rid of me in minutes, you should save yourself the headache.

[restingstitchface]

Rubber mouthpieces are inserted into the patient's mouth to prevent tongue lacertation and damage, Rincewind. A breathing tube is gently eased down the throat as well. You wouldn't be doing any sorts of headaches, I assure you.

[wizzardly]

[NOPE. NOOOOOOOPE. NOPE.]

No, no thank you! [his voice cracks.] Nothing going down my throat at any point, thank you! I've simply got to decline, but good luck with everything!