mercy meme

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forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

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Jonathan Crane / Dark Knight Trilogy

[restingstitchface]

[dirtyredneck]

You consider anyone a friend?

[restingstitchface]

No. I'm just not interested.

That's not a crime, is it?

[dirtyredneck]

Nah. I get it.

Since you ain't got any friends, do you got any people you consider yours?

[restingstitchface]

To some extent.

Members of a very specific society of which I am a member. Apparently.

[Freaks.]

[dirtyredneck]

Nah I meant... there anyone you loyal to in any way? Anyone you'd protect 'cause they're yours. Don't gotta be friends or family, but... someone that if things went sideways, you'd trust with your life and they'd trust theirs with you.

[restingstitchface]

Oh. Then I suppose not. Trust is not a luxury one can afford when they're in my line of work.

[dirtyredneck]

Thought trust was supposed be an important part of psychology.

[restingstitchface]

Psychology isn't what I'm talking about, Daryl.

[His other line of work. Try that.]

[dirtyredneck]

Oh, you mean being an asshole. Yeah, that's pretty much a one-man kinda occupation. Easy to do in groups, but ain't no real loyalty there.

[earlybird]

What would you say was your worst humiliation at Batman's hand?

[ His favorite kind of story time. Yes, he is here solely to dig salt into the wound, why else? ]

[restingstitchface]

[Tch!]

If you're as intelligent as you believe you are, you should already know the answer. But I shall tell you; my own creation was turned against me. I was imprisoned within one of my straitjackets, inside my own hospital. Batman, effectively, stole my intelligence and capacity for control.

[earlybird]

An excellent recount of your humiliation.

[ And purely for his entertainment. ]

[restingstitchface]

Quite.

Do you have any other pointless questions?

[earlybird]

My questions always have a point, Crane.

[ A sharp one. ]

[restingstitchface]

Dr. Crane.

[He says correctively. You little shit.]

I suppose you'll share your motivation for asking?

[earlybird]

Scarecrow.

[ Correction: corrected. Have a healthy smack of disrespect. ]

Simple. I like to know where Batman set the bar, so I can raise it.

[restingstitchface]

[Scarecrow is an acceptable name, though. Much better than Robin.]

Man's greatest fear is the unknown. Why should I tell you anything?

[Come on. Threaten him. Threaten hiiiiim.]

[earlybird]

Because I have no reservations about making you talk.

[ WELL IF YOU INSIST...and a threat for you, and a threat for you, a threat for EVERYBODY ]

[exceptfebruary]

Are you angry?

Before you get pedantic. With me in particular.

[restingstitchface]

No, though one time I would have been.

[exceptfebruary]

Are you getting soft, Jonathan?

[restingstitchface]

Hardly!

I just don't find it within myself to be concerned. I've risen above it.

[itistolaugh]

I'm your best friend.

[This is not a question or up for debate.]

[restingstitchface]

From your perspective, yes.

[Which is a backhanded way of saying no, really.]