mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[unbreaker]

Is there anyone you like?

[ghoulking]

[ what. ]

Of course there isn't.

[unbreaker]

Why would you say 'of course' to that? You gotta put yourself out there, man!

[ghoulking]

[ why does everyone talk like he is a perfect fit to date ANYONE ... ]

... c'mon Josuke.

[unbreaker]

What? I'm telling you, you gotta mingle! And you're probably gonna wanna do it on your own terms before I try and set you up with someone.

'Cause I'll do it.

[ghoulking]

[ oh my GOD ]

I'm not going to date anyone, are you insane? [ and the only people who'd want to date him are insane too SO ]

[unbreaker]

Oh, come on! Everyone can use some kinda companionship! Ever been mini golfing? It's the perfect date spot!

[He saw it in an Avril Lavigne video.]

[ghoulking]

[ perfect chance to try and change the subject a bit ]

Mini gold date? That doesn't sound like a good date at all.

[unbreaker]

Um, yes it does? It's a casual setting, so there's no pressure except to play and have fun! But if you really like your date, there's also no shortage of hidden spots you can hide away in for some private kissing!

[ghoulking]

What if your date is very competitive and makes a huge deal out of losing? Or winning.

[unbreaker]

Then we find you a date that's not such an asshole! Seriously, it's not rocket science! If they don't treat you right, they don't get to stay!

[ghoulking]

We are not finding me a date, we are talking about something else.

Do you take Hazel to minigolf? I can't see that going right. [ because she's competitive as shit ]

[unbreaker]

Nope, no we are not! We're gonna find you a date, they're gonna be HELLA cute, and you're gonna have an awesome time!

...no I don't take her golfing, are you insane?? She'd probably try and stuff me down one of the holes or beat me with the putter!

[Actually, violence aside, maybe it could be kind of fun...]

Hmm...maybe she'd be less crazy if we went on a double date, though!

[ghoulking]

A date with me involved isn't going to happen, Josuke. And I'd be worried about whoever actually would want one.

[unbreaker]

Please, you're totally datable. You're nice, smart, a snappy dresser, and you can bake better than most moms!

...actually, you should probably bake something for your date! I'll make sure to find out what they like!

[ghoulking]

How are you even planning things where there is nothing set up yet?

[unbreaker]

Only a loser would let a stupid detail like that stop him, Ken.

[ghoulking]

So I have an invisible date. I can deal with that.

[unbreaker]

Only for now! They'll be real enough soon, I promise!

[ghoulking]

........................................



please don't.

[unbreaker]

The snowball's already rolling, it can't be stopped now.

[ghoulking]

There is no snowball, there is only your crazy imagination!

Why is it important?

[unbreaker]

Because your my friend and you deserve to be happy. And generally kissing makes people happy. Or if you're not into that, 'cause some people aren't and that's alright, you can just watch movies together and romantically not-cuddle or something. But I vote for cuddling because it's nice.

[ghoulking]

I can think of so many things that make me happy and don't involve any of that...

if I can just watch movies and not-cuddle, I can do it with a friend.