mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[unbreaker]

What's your favorite jelly bean flavor?

[monge]

MONGE!! Beans can be made out of jelly now, zura?!

[THEY REALLY ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE.]

[unbreaker]

I can't believe nobody told you! They've got every flavor you can imagine, too!

[monge]

[Well, considering Komasan's imagination...]

Soft cream beans, zura?!

[What kind of plant would that even make???]

Monge... I-I need to start a garden right away, zura!

[unbreaker]

Maybe!

Wait...whoa! You don't plant them! They're a candy, not a real bean. If you plant them, some animal is likely to steal it on you...which I guess is fine if you wanna feed them.

[monge]

[Oh. Candy. ...He knew that. EITHER WAY, they still sound amazing.]

I wouldn't mind sharing my candy with a cute little animal, I bet they never heard of jelly beans either, zura.

[unbreaker]

Just try not to give them one of the sour kinds!

[monge]

Are those the rotten ones, zura?

[unbreaker]

Nope! They're just candies they make sour 'cause some people like them more than sweet ones. And some people like seeing others make funny faces when eating them.