mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[devoutish]

Who are you, really?

[helpline]

Well that's a simple one. I'm the Doctor!

[devoutish]

And?

[helpline]

And I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey who zips around time and space in my time machine?

[devoutish]

Really? Mm.

Have you figured out that I'm not an alien, myself?

[helpline]

I have. I just keep calling you an alien so that you'll either underestimate me or I'll annoy you.

[devoutish]

[Ha! He approves of that answer.]

Why should you be underestimated? What can you do?

[helpline]

I can do a lot of things. I accidentally made a young girl immortal because I thought I could save her from death. I almost broke time and space another time I refused to accept someone had to die. Armies are terrified of me. I've defeated the Daleks ten times over, I've gotten people killed in my name, I've saved whole worlds from destruction but still I'm not a good man.

Granted, I can't do most of them here and I don't brag about them because I don't like what I've done, but doesn't change that I did them in the first place.

[devoutish]

Should I be afraid of you?

[helpline]

I'd hope not. Some people are, though. [ SHRUGS! The Doctor is very glad that ingame he hasn't had to do his 'blah blah I'm the Doctor blah blah stop the alien invasion blah blah Oncoming Storm' nonsense that tends to get people hurt. ]

[devoutish]

But you do know I'm of criminal stock.

[helpline]

And your point is?

[devoutish]

You're not the superhero sort, then?

[helpline]

I'll be the superhero sort for a week before I get bored and decide to do something entirely different.

[devoutish]

Sensible enough.

[helpline]

Sometimes I am. Granted, not all of the time.

[devoutish]

But it bodes well for us getting along, eh?

[helpline]

It does. I'd hate to get along with someone who's sensible all of the time. That's just boring.

[devoutish]

I can be rather murderous from time to time, but I do try to do it in a sensible way.

[helpline]

One of my maybe friends from back home calls herself bananas and my wife tried to kill me. I can overlook a little bit of murderous.

[devoutish]

Haven't done anything of the sort here, of course.