mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[devoutish]

But you are no longer unique and special.

[brushoff]

Have you met me? Even if I'm no longer the only immortal I know, I'm still devilishly attractive, strikingly handsome, and Dorian Gray. Of course I'm special.

[ forced honesty shall reveal the true depths of Dorian's narcissism. ]

[devoutish]

You're not very attractive.

[brushoff]

Yes I am.

[devoutish]

Your face is a bit pinched, and you do not look as if you could grow a proper beard.

[brushoff]

[ he can't. He really, REALLY can't. ]

I wouldn't want to grow one in the first place. Beards are disgusting, too much maintenance, and make you look like a lumberjack.

[devoutish]

Without a good beard, you're barely a man at all.

[brushoff]

What a ridiculous notion. Beards don't have anything to do with manliness in the slightest!

[devoutish]

Sure they do. Yeah. A boy can't grow one.

[brushoff]

And a boy's balls haven't dropped yet but he doesn't suddenly become mature when those things happen.

[devoutish]

Have your balls dropped yet, Dorian?

[brushoff]

I'm over a hundred and fifty years old. I'd have slit my throat within the first ten years of immortality if they hadn't.