mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[pummelgranite]

What's your deal?


Also, have you ever met Ratatoskr?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

My deal? I guess it's... I just try to help people? I mean, that pretty much sums it up.

... and oh my god do not even get me started on Ratatoskr! She was such a little smack-talking jerk!

[pummelgranite]

I kinda do want to get you started on Ratatoskr.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Okay, so one day this crime fighting squirrel shows up out of nowhere, right? She's calling herself 'Girl Squirrel', which is a total rip-off, she's wearing an (admittedly) cute outfit with a little tiny cape and a robin-hood-lookin' hat, and she's fighting crime and can talk - not just to me, but to everybody! And people are head over heels for this super squirrel! They think she's great!

... Until it turns out she's actually the norse god of gossip and trash-talking, and she runs around New York in the middle of the night whispering horrible things in people's ears, brainwashing them, and making them fight each other. There were angry mobs all over the place, I had to beat up the Avengers, and eventually Lady-Thor, Odinson-Who-Used-To-Be-Thor, and Loki helped us take her down.

TL;DR, Ratatoskr is a friggin' jerk.

[pummelgranite]

[ Softly, but with a great deal of passion: ]


What the fuck.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I know, right?! Ripping off my name is one thing, I can deal with that, but inciting mob violence so you can bring about the end of the world? Who even does that!

[pummelgranite]

. . . how does just pissing people off with rumors end the world?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Mob violence, yo. They were setting buildings on fire and everything. She started out small, but her plan was to escalate to a much larger scale. Like some kind of jerk-induced plague.