Me the seasoned shopper, you the unwitting mannequin.
[ And she's not going to forget all those dresses she tore or all the bustles she was made to wear. But she will be nice, handing him a pair of straight-cut jeans to replace the skinnies in his hand, and a nice polo. She also hands him a pair of smart shorts to let him know this is now an acceptable thing to wear in public for men, not just boys, and he might like to take advantage of it in this weather. ]
Let me know if you need help.
[ In the case one of his wounds really didn't heal, he shouldn't go peeling his clothes off his sores. ]
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[ And she's not going to forget all those dresses she tore or all the bustles she was made to wear. But she will be nice, handing him a pair of straight-cut jeans to replace the skinnies in his hand, and a nice polo. She also hands him a pair of smart shorts to let him know this is now an acceptable thing to wear in public for men, not just boys, and he might like to take advantage of it in this weather. ]
Let me know if you need help.
[ In the case one of his wounds really didn't heal, he shouldn't go peeling his clothes off his sores. ]