"Uh, no, sorry. This is one-hundred percent legit." Jaime beside her is watching with the same sense of slowly dawning horror, unable to help himself from imagining all of the terrible things that could happen to these dumb kids if they went after an actual supervillain. God, is this what he'd looked like to the League when he was first starting out? It's downright embarrassing.

He grimaces as he looks over at her and says, hopefully, "At least they're only stopping crimes that are, like, in the main square? They got a guy that accidentally bumped into another car while parallel parking earlier."