Just—revenge pranks, y'know? I hocked up a globber in someone's hangover cure, but I swapped it out with drain cleaner by accident. And these two guys—they spread a rumor about me, so we decided to knock them unconscious and plant a suicide note.

[She shakes her head.] I didn't want them dead, just—wanted something to laugh about. [Who's laughing now?]

That's—weirdly comforting. Um. [A huff.] I mean, I guess you're right, how's anyone supposed to feel after becoming an accomplice to murder?