If someone is being a real bitch to me at work, I'll give 'em a regular soda instead of diet. And sometimes I may accidentally drop their order on the floor.

I murdered a woman, point blank with a shotgun in my kitchen. I don't think I really needed to do it? But it was like I was on autopilot. The kitchen burned down later with all the evidence, so I guess I'm getting away with it.

I slept with a guy when he had amnesia and didn't tell him when he got his memories back. I don't really like him as himself.

Of course I can read minds, that was the truth. And I can hear every thought you have, sorry.