Yeah, maybe I don't have that regal nature, but... I'd sure love to be the one between Lady Camilla's legs, you know what I mean?
[AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THERE, RIGHT? Sorry, Lord Leo. Your retainer is nasty and your sister is hot. Thank the Gods neither of the royals were here.]
A snake is acceptable, though. Yeah. [He's kind of in a better mood already, if the loosened grip on his dagger is any indication.]
Venomous, of course. Not one that should be allowed anywhere near human civilization. The kind you'd see and instantly try to behead with a shovel.
[Oh sorry, were we talking about wings or something? Niles was lost in his new fantasy of being a universally reviled creature.]
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[AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THERE, RIGHT? Sorry, Lord Leo. Your retainer is nasty and your sister is hot. Thank the Gods neither of the royals were here.]
A snake is acceptable, though. Yeah. [He's kind of in a better mood already, if the loosened grip on his dagger is any indication.]
Venomous, of course. Not one that should be allowed anywhere near human civilization. The kind you'd see and instantly try to behead with a shovel.
[Oh sorry, were we talking about wings or something? Niles was lost in his new fantasy of being a universally reviled creature.]