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Odin (Owain) | Fire Emblem ([personal profile] shadowglitter) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior 2017-10-01 08:44 am (UTC)

[ Odin imitates the disgusting face. Nehh. NEHHH. THAT'S YOU, NILES. NMLLLEHHHH ]

Okay, well, yes, obviously Lord Leo is the top dog. Cat. He's a cat. But. But have you ever heard of "Alpha, Beta and Omega dynamics"? It's a rare form of literary technique that subjects the characters that reside in the piece of fiction that utilizes these parameters to interact with each other in a specific, defined hierarchy. Leo is Alpha. I'm Beta. You're the Omega. Do you understand?

[ do you understand, niles? do you? odin stares, long and serious, before he decides he's ready to move on. ]

I'll let you stab me if you just give this a chance and pat this puppy. Pat him and tell him you don't find him cute, and I will straight up let you stab me. Okay? Legit. 100% serious. I am giving you a free shot to stab me.

[ the white dog tilts his head. wuff. ]

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