[ And here she was, anticipating a "no" from Boyle. She was really about to start wondering what kind of person stays in their ex-wife's new husband's basement.

Her smile widens, proud and confident. ]

I've never worked with her, but I've heard she's great. Real sweet and oh so professional. [ PC actually has zero idea what Dianne Wiest is like, but Boyle doesn't need to know. ] You know Lenny Turtletaub? Goose Van Sant, Jon Hamm, Naomi Watts, Cameron Crowe? I've got 'em all on speed dial. Even Cate Blanchett.

The best yet? J. D. Salinger! Son of a gun wasn't dead at all.