[Stiles is still gnawing his way through an overstuffed burger, so when Derek pushes his pile of scraps toward him he just looks at it with his best Derek-Hale-brow impression. Like taking your sad tomato and lettuce was one thing, your destroyed burger remnants another. Do you think he's an animal here? Wait, no, he doesn't need an answer to that particular phrasing from a werewolf.

He considers giving a few supportive words about Chris Argent and how he helped, how Allison helps, but honestly - this is a lot. He doesn't need to get Derek agitated, they can smooth over that later or never at all. One other thing he doesn't need is to get into the heebie jeebie druid magic of nearly or technically dying in a pseudo-sacrifice himself, so he just takes another bite of his burger and accidentally pulls a whole slice of tomato out with it. Hold on while he chews it all and sets his burger down.]

Suuuurviving? Isn't this just hopped up retro America? Why are you making this sound like a FPS. Is it super Stepford or something?