1. [The fact that he hasn't even been here this long and something's gone wrong...well, it's not unexpected. He figures no matter where in the world he is (or otherwise) that place is always gonna need heroes.
So in all the hustle and bustle of the crowd surrounding the diner, you might catch a glimpse of a skinny white kid nearby pushing his way past everyone (maybe even you) as if he's trying to move away from the scene - but if you watch him, or even follow him, you'll find he's heading towards an adjoining alleyway beside the diner. It's almost as if he's trying to approach the blaze and remains unseen...could be dangerous, though.]
2. [Otherwise, anyone who tries to approach the blaze and help out might find they aren't alone inside of the building. There's a manic looking, blue skinned guy in tights currently trying to help the poor old croc...unsuccessfully. Its jaws are latched onto his forearm and while he doesn't seem particularly injured, he is trying to shake it off like it's a dog.]
N-Nice lizard! Easy girl!...boy? Argh who cares, just get off of me! These aren't clothes you know, it's my skin!! My skin!!! Why, oh why, did I skip that show about weird old guys in the mountains who wrestle crocodiles?! I'm sorry Zeke, I'll never make fun of your accent again!! Just hit me with some divine inspiration here!!
de chima [He knows more than anything he ought to be buying supplies for the tornado coming, but the allure of new technology is too much for him to resist. Dexter is a computer geek from the 90s, so the fact everything's come so far since his time is just...amazing him here. That's why he's standing in the electronics section holding a smartphone, looking over the specs on the back of the box.]
No way...you're telling me all of this comes standard? Heck, my computer back home doesn't even compare to this little baby...I've got some serious catching up to do.
Maurtia Falls [Is that a lightning bolt? That's a lightning bolt. It streaks across the streets at high speed leaving a trail of flames in its wake, stopping before you and returning to freakazoid's humanoid shape. Though that doesn't really slow him down, as he talks a mile a minute while waving his hands frantically.]
Hi there! Sorry to be a bother but uh, did you happen to see two cars come this way? Fast, full of some mean looking peeps, posssssibly loaded with guns? I was tailing them from the bank and totally lost them, haha. You know, the cops were doing a pretty lousy job of keeping up cause of how slow they were, but who figures it'd be so easy to lose sight of them if you were going too fast, huh? Crazy!
dexter douglas/freakazoid | freakazoid!
1.
[The fact that he hasn't even been here this long and something's gone wrong...well, it's not unexpected. He figures no matter where in the world he is (or otherwise) that place is always gonna need heroes.
So in all the hustle and bustle of the crowd surrounding the diner, you might catch a glimpse of a skinny white kid nearby pushing his way past everyone (maybe even you) as if he's trying to move away from the scene - but if you watch him, or even follow him, you'll find he's heading towards an adjoining alleyway beside the diner. It's almost as if he's trying to approach the blaze and remains unseen...could be dangerous, though.]
2.
[Otherwise, anyone who tries to approach the blaze and help out might find they aren't alone inside of the building. There's a manic looking, blue skinned guy in tights currently trying to help the poor old croc...unsuccessfully. Its jaws are latched onto his forearm and while he doesn't seem particularly injured, he is trying to shake it off like it's a dog.]
N-Nice lizard! Easy girl!...boy? Argh who cares, just get off of me! These aren't clothes you know, it's my skin!! My skin!!! Why, oh why, did I skip that show about weird old guys in the mountains who wrestle crocodiles?! I'm sorry Zeke, I'll never make fun of your accent again!! Just hit me with some divine inspiration here!!
de chima
[He knows more than anything he ought to be buying supplies for the tornado coming, but the allure of new technology is too much for him to resist. Dexter is a computer geek from the 90s, so the fact everything's come so far since his time is just...amazing him here. That's why he's standing in the electronics section holding a smartphone, looking over the specs on the back of the box.]
No way...you're telling me all of this comes standard? Heck, my computer back home doesn't even compare to this little baby...I've got some serious catching up to do.
Maurtia Falls
[Is that a lightning bolt? That's a lightning bolt. It streaks across the streets at high speed leaving a trail of flames in its wake, stopping before you and returning to freakazoid's humanoid shape. Though that doesn't really slow him down, as he talks a mile a minute while waving his hands frantically.]
Hi there! Sorry to be a bother but uh, did you happen to see two cars come this way? Fast, full of some mean looking peeps, posssssibly loaded with guns? I was tailing them from the bank and totally lost them, haha. You know, the cops were doing a pretty lousy job of keeping up cause of how slow they were, but who figures it'd be so easy to lose sight of them if you were going too fast, huh? Crazy!