RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

[selfimage]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[hostage]

not helpful

[deathline]

real talk though, a pro for dating her is that she's pretty, comes from a rich yakuza affiliated family, and she can cook :|b

[heartstings]

i tried

[corviform]

CHARACTER	PROS	CONS
APRIL LUDGATE	✔ attractive ✔ more intelligent than she lets on ✔ kinder than she lets on ✔ city holdover	✘ raccoons ✘ nonsensical and random ✘ boundary issues ✘ potential moocher
CHRISTINE STANFORD	✔ attractive ✔ intelligent ✔ bold ✔ grace and class ✔ city holdover	✘ gay...?? ✘ intimidating ✘ teases a lot ✘ too good for him lbr
KENZI	✔ attractive ✔ kinder than she lets on ✔ devoted to Bo/loyal to friends ✔ strong ✔ free-spirited ✔ trustworthy ✔ anchor when needed ✔ doesn't care about whether he's good or not ✔ doesn't know the real issues ✔ city holdover/constant	✘ lazy streak ✘ can't really cook ✘ drinks too much ✘ unorganized ✘ relentless teaser ✘ closed off recently ✘ doesn't think about her safety ✘ doesn't care whether he's good or not ✘ doesn't know the real issues ✘ engaged. maybe.
KRISTOFF	✔ handsome ✔ similar personality ✔ sensible ✔ polite ✔ reliable	✘ probably doesn't swing that way ✘ kind of awkward ✘ don't manhandle him that's rude
LIGHTNING	✔ attractive ✔ assertive and strong ✔ supportive ✔ trustworthy ✔ independent ✔ understands the importance of promises	✘ hella intimidating ✘ distant and mysterious ✘ somewhat socially awkward
LOKI	✔ ... good looking :U ✔ ally/useful ✔ sharp wit ✔ kinder than he lets on ✔ thanks for the impromptu cosmetic surgery bro ✔ decent cook	✘ it's loki ✘ potentially unpredictable ✘ invasive ✘ irritating and nonsensical ✘ sees right through him ✘ seriously it's loki
SKYE	✔ attractive ✔ intelligent ✔ trustworthy ✔ helpful	✘ all women are intimidating ✘ teases ✘ maybe a stalker

[lyingheart]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Survey Corps	Nope	I've killed many of their top soldiers Legitimately they wish me dead Or used efficiently enough to forgive being alive
104th Trainees	Some really cool people	I'm a Titan shifter And they never knew until they knew, like, oops Betrayal!!! Also I joined the MP BETRAYAL!!!
Bertholdt or Reiner	Titan shifters! We're all equally horrible in the eyes of humanity!	Titan shifters! We're all equally horrible in the eyes of humanity! And I can't respect us or like us for what we've done.
Anyone Actually Decent	Learning 2 People	Most wouldn't call me human I have killed and I can't say I wouldn't do it again I turn into a fiftyish foot tall skinless monster I'm not good with social interactions You might say they frighten me Keep it business only we'll be fine Wait relationships aren't business only??? wtf This much repression ain't healthy Neither is all this PTSD But hey, if you like trainwrecks You can have your very own "evil" titan girlfriend! She won't even kill you!!! Or notice you're flirting...
Not Decent People	She won't think you're irredeemable	She just won't give a shit about your redemption arc Or tolerate your bullshit Or keep quiet about calling out your bullshit Buuut if she likes you, she won't kill you... probably

[godly]

oh ok




no thank u

[walkingballpit]

... Kaine is going to kill him. That's what's going to happen in this game, isn't it? Kaine is going to kill him.

[darwinatrix]

now I'm just imagining dio reading modern PUA literature

and going "fuck that, it's too much work"

[huitzilin]

no you're gonna die.

[valr]

she's not even my most psycho character hdu

[godly]

but cons:

will kill you dead

[nestingdevil]

NAME	PROS	CONS
♬ Girls, Girls, Girls ♬	No strings-attached, etc	Personal spaces null and void, actually the worst. This list could go on and on, man.
Bring on the freaks and the outcasts	Working for him, place to stay, roof over the head (once that's up and running), pretty chill	Working for him. C'MON ...
Yomiel	Pretty much bros here	Illegal activities galore.

[hostage]

a little!!!!!!

[deathline]

pros: is pretty while holding sharp objects

[walkingballpit]

Just don't let Normie pee on his corpse, OK?

[selfimage]

dont ever tell him you think he's good looking, gil.

don't ever.

[ancillary]

Miranda would hit that like Kate was the broad side of a red barn

[valr]

siiiiiiiiiigh

[corviform]

taking it to the grave.

[databoner]

[godly]

weeeelllll


acceptable then :)

[cupnoodles]

"Gotta go fast" might not just be limited to his speed.

chokes

[caladrius]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Karen Starr	Very attractive. Smart. Deals with tech and software.	Still practically a stranger. Dealing with people is awkward. Women can be scary.
Anyone over 21	Doesn't mind science. Doesn't mind late nights. Doesn't mind awkwardness. Doesn't mind all his goddamn issues.	Might get tangled in his issues. Dealing with people is awkward. Social things are scary.

[walkingballpit]

Like he's even been around long enough.

NAME	PROS	CONS
Aracely	My type (cute brunette) Has a crush on me already Doesn't know/care about Stamford Endless ball of energy	Endless ball of energy Kaine will kill me Burns people to dust Memory gaps/crazy Too young???
Karla Sofen	Hot	FUCK NO
Freddie	... knows the Pina Colada song	I have no idea who this person is
Everyone else	Could be happy	Could be happy

[diociopath]

basically.

he'll just go back to lingering and then focusing on the men/women who approach him first