IC TESTIMONIALS

[pyrogue]

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Now, get that gossip out!

this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh

Comments

[golisolation]

The type of lady who deserves everything that comes her way. And shit is definitely coming her way, yo.

[patchricide]

Really, now? That's the best threat you can come up with? "Things are about to get difficult for you"?

[golisolation]

What kinda idiot just spoils the surprise, hm?

I get it, you're used to havin' shit be laid at your feet, or having it fall right into your lap, but I ain't one to kneel and serve like that.

Must be hard not having everything handed to ya here, huh?

[patchricide]

You presume far too much.

[If she could weaponize how tired she really is, everyone in this meme would be in danger.]

If anything, living here has been like a very long vacation.

[golisolation]

I ain't presumin' nothing that ain't true, yo.

[Even if she did weaponize it, he'd be immune. Making people tired just makes him stronger.]

You trying to tell me you ain't living in a life of luxury back where ya come from? With ya needs taken care of, never goin' hungry, never going without? If so, what kinda shitty kingdom do you belong to, huh?

[patchricide]

You have no idea what you— I came from the front lines of an intergalactic war!!

Do you know what luxury is?! It's knowing you aren't one misstep away from getting killed!

[golisolation]

Sounds rough.

[He does not sound sympathetic at all.]

I'm sure it's very hard being a princess, you got it the hardest outta everyone, huh? Man, shit's gotta be unbearable for ya.