IC TESTIMONIALS

[pyrogue]

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Now, get that gossip out!

this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh

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[golisolation]

Nah. The smashed face just adds a certain kind of flair that really enhances that pathetic look ya got.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I mean, I could see that being true if there was a scar or something. But since you aren't strong enough to leave that kind of lasting damage, I'll just have to agree to disagree, buddy.

[golisolation]

Tch, you're just twisted up 'cos I ain't leave ya nothing to remember me by—y'know besides that selfie.

I'll be sure to leave you a real souvenir on my next visit.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[sorry, Darin's just laughing.]

Yeah, I knew I pegged you as the sentimental type. Thanks for proving me right. You're free to come at me as many times as you want, honestly.

I'm looking forward to seeing you molt.

[Because Darin sure as hell didn't forget that look in Guzma's eyes when he called him out.]

[golisolation]

—I AIN'T SENTIMENTAL, YO!

[DARIN I S2G]

[golisolation]

[ANYWAY]


I'll molt, you ain't wrong about that—but it won't be 'cos I'm growin' in the way you've fooled yourself into thinkin'!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

You say that, but I know it's happening.

I've seen it before. And you, my friend?

You're literally doing it all by the book.

Kinda hilarious, actually. For someone so adamant about doing things his way, you're marching to the beat of someone else's drum.

[golisolation]

Oh yeah, got me all figured out, huh?

Tch... You arrogant piece of shit, this is why ya got beat down in the first damn place! That high-and-mighty bitch sure said you'd be resistant to reality, guess she wasn't wrong.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I do. And if you ever cared to listen to me, I could explain to you why.

But if I need to show you? I'll do that too.

[He's not going to react to the comment about Allura. He's going to keep it cool for now. She doesn't need defending over a slight like that.]

You seem to be under the impression that a scuffle would ever deter me from something I find value in.

[golisolation]

That was rhetorical, idiot! You ain't got shit figured out!

[Getting riled again. So easily...

He just despises the shounen way! It's in his nature!]

...Guess the need to stroke your own ego is pretty fuckin' important to ya, huh?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Keep telling yourself that. You're the one getting angry over 'nothing.'

But this isn't about me, Guzma. Maybe at first, when I called you out to my Forge. But I saw something there. That's what kicked this whole thing off. You probably don't even realize what you showed me then.

[golisolation]

You saw nothing but what you wanted to see: an opportunity to pat yourself on the back. To stroke your own cock over what a good guy you are, saving the poor criminal from himself. Tch!

I ain't just some dude who needs fixing—some cheap source of morality points. Big bad Guzma ain't ever gonna change, ain't ever gonna apologize for anything! Get that through that thick skull of yours!

You can't fix what ain't broken, yo!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I never asked you to apologize.

And I never claimed you were broken either.

But sure, keep talking, you're just giving me more to work with.

I mean, I should know how much a big mouth betrays you. I was exactly the same.

[golisolation]

...I ain't you.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

No, you aren't. And maybe that's why I get on your nerves so much. Because the similarities are there. You see them, but you hate acknowledging them.

That's fine though. I might not seem like it, but I'm patient.

[golisolation]

...Then waste your time. I'll beat ya down at every pass. I am nothing if not tenacious, yo.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin laughs.]

You know, it's funny. For someone as smart as you are, you're pretty damn skilled at only seeing half the story. You're berating me for my tenacity, but you yourself are showing that exact same tenacity.

You're a walking hypocrisy, Guzma. I've seen everything that you are before. I've been there.

[golisolation]

Someone as smart as me?

[That gets a laugh. Mainly because Guzma knows he has many qualities, but brains are not one of them. He's kind of a dumb fuck, he's just a scary and talented dude, with way too much ambition.]

Never said I ain't a hypocrite, but you ain't seen shit! Ain't been no where I've been. You don't know the first thing about me, yo! Repeating yourself, like some broke-ass record, don't make it true.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

That last bit?

Maybe you should take that bit to heart yourself.

"Big, Bad Guzma."

"Hated Boss of Team Skull."

[Do you see that look, Guzma? That knowing look in his eye? You can't fool him for one god damned second.]

[golisolation]

...That's just who I am, dude.

[He's just staring right back, stubborn and unmoving on this.]

Shit ain't that deep.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah. Now. But I'm willing to bet you weren't born this way.

[golisolation]

...Were you born this fuckin' annoying? That I'd believe.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Sure was.

Your silence is telling.

[golisolation]

Damn dude, maybe I was a fucking shithead baby, I don't know! I was a little busy being a baby at the time to know that shit.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

There's absolutely no way you're this obtuse. You're deflecting.

But that's fine. I don't need your life's story.

I just know that I did see something good in you. It was once, but once is all it takes.