IC TESTIMONIALS

[pyrogue]

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Now, get that gossip out!

this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh

Comments

[goodtobebad]

Only occasionally infuriating? I need to get better.

[bookshopped]

You really do. You've been slipping into endearing more and more. What will they say if that continues?

[goodtobebad]

Depends on who they are, I suppose.

As long as the rest of your lot still don't like me... I guess it's all right.

[bookshopped]

Oh no, no chance of that. They thoroughly despise you. I consider it a ringing endorsement of your characters.

[goodtobebad]

Do you.

We'll have to work on your insults, so the next time you see Gabriel you can really go to town.

[bookshopped]

I'd prefer the next time I see him to be never, but just in case, it can't hurt to have a few choice words prepared.

[goodtobebad]

I would also prefer that, but given our respective immortality, that seems a long shot. So, insults!

[bookshopped]

Insults. I entrust myself into your capable hands for this. It's not exactly my strong suit.

[Crowley wasn't there. He didn't get to see Aziraphale struggle with not swearing and come out with calling them "bad angels." It was far from his finest moment.]

[goodtobebad]

Yeah I know. Imagine how difficult it was for me when I was pretending to be you.

[bookshopped]

Oh don't even start about that. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to even remotely come close to walking like you?

[It's like gravity and balance conspire with one another into something more like witchcraft in keeping upright than walking.]

[goodtobebad]

What's wrong with how I walk?

[bookshopped]

There's nothing wrong with it. However, it defies physics and biology. You walk like a snake.

["But snakes don't have legs!" Yes. Yes that is exactly his point.]

[goodtobebad]

Last time I checked, that’s what I am, thanks for noticing.

[bookshopped]

Yes, I know. But snakes don't have legs, Crowley. And you do. It all adds up to an impossible to duplicate sort of thing.

[It's impossible on so many levels.] Rather interesting to watch though.

[goodtobebad]

....are you saying you enjoy watching me?

[bookshopped]

I don't recall using those particular words.

[...that's what he meant, yes. But it's not what he said.]

[goodtobebad]

You do!

[ Oh, he is delighted! ]

[bookshopped]

Quiet you.

[Shhhhh.]