IC TESTIMONIALS

[pyrogue]

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Now, get that gossip out!

this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah. Now. But I'm willing to bet you weren't born this way.

[golisolation]

...Were you born this fuckin' annoying? That I'd believe.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Sure was.

Your silence is telling.

[golisolation]

Damn dude, maybe I was a fucking shithead baby, I don't know! I was a little busy being a baby at the time to know that shit.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

There's absolutely no way you're this obtuse. You're deflecting.

But that's fine. I don't need your life's story.

I just know that I did see something good in you. It was once, but once is all it takes.

[golisolation]

Yeah, wouldn't ever tell ya that shit anyway.

Whatever dude, you're deluded as fuck.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

That's fine, Guzma. You don't have to admit anything.

Because I know it's gonna bother the hell out of you. That I can see through you this easily.

Hell, you'll probably try and come after me again. Which, hell, that's fine too. I welcome it.

I just want you to know that I don't hate you. I actually feel kinda sorry for you.

[golisolation]

[And that's like throwing a blow torch right at a pile of dynamite.]

HA!

You feel sorry for me? I don't need no pity, not from some idealistic chump like you—or from nobody! I ain't no dude to be feeling sorry for, yo!

[He grins, wide and wild.]

Give your idiotic and shitty sentimentality for someone who needs it!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Nah, I think you need it.

I'll be sure to send you a selfie. You know, us sentimental guys gotta stick together.

[golisolation]

[That smile doesn't change, but his expression looks a bit darker.]

One of these days, I'll beat your misplaced pity outta ya. However I gotta do it, it'll get done.

I'll make you hate me like you oughta, I guarantee you that.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Guzma, there's nothing you can do that will break me.

Nothing.

[golisolation]

You're bold, I'll give ya that. Arrogant, too.

But you ain't unbreakable.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

And you aren't unforgivable.

[golisolation]

I don't want to be forgiven you dense motherFUCKER!