"I dropped outta highschool, whaddya want from me?" Another laugh. The world's most uneducated chucklefuck is a doctor, wrap your noggin around that one. His head cocks, smile playful. What's a little kiss between friends? And besides, mistletoe's a thing.

And it doesn't count under the mistletoe, if there's no feelings involved. Right? Right. Just don't tell Laurie.

"I've got until New Years to get it all outta my system, it's now or never."